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INCOMING

2010-03-24T07:44:00.001-07:00

I play the violin dammit!

2010-02-11T03:12:00.000-08:00

A lot of people don't believe that i actually do play the violin for six years. The fact that i still have my 1/4 size violin behind a hidden furniture, means i still have the scores. I swear, it makes me wanna play the violin again.

Timelapse [After Effects]

2010-02-07T00:01:00.000-08:00

Timelapse created with After Effects.

388 pictures

12 seconds

First Breath After Coma - Explosions in the Sky

Maybe occupying whole of next week to make a full 3minute video. (...)

I listen to?

2010-02-06T22:01:00.001-08:00

CHINESE NEW YEAR IS COMING!

2010-02-02T03:53:00.000-08:00

REMEMBER THIS?!

I NOW HAVE THIS!

AZHAR IS FAT!!!!

2010-02-01T02:17:00.000-08:00

Remember those nice crackers? I've been using them to gain weight.

GINGER HAVE SOULS OKAY!?!?

2010-01-28T02:26:00.000-08:00

Some people don't get my ginger joke. Watch this vid.

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After that, watch this.

GAAAASSSPP! 01/02/10?!

2010-01-27T05:39:00.000-08:00

1 February 2010 -

I better fucking buck up on

CHEMISTRY ; BIOLOGY ; EMATHS ; AMATHS ; SSH ; GEOG

Italic + Bold + Large Font = Important Shit

[P.s -Ms Chong saw my blog thanks to Esther!]

Im Indian. But...

2010-01-23T06:21:00.000-08:00

I don't have an Indian accent.
I didn't came from India.
I don't understand heavy Indian accent.
I hate spices.
I love Chinese food.
I study Malay.
I do not understand Tamil.
Im not dark.
I hate tose.
I don't have a huge nose.
I'm not hairy.
I hate coconut oil.
I don't find young Indian girls THAT attractive.
My father ain't a construction worker.

DisclaimerI have absolutely no issues with Indians or any other race that is interconnected with them.Nor do i have any issues with people talking Tamil to me when they're asking for directions in the middle of my jog.
:)

We missed a thousand-year event.

2010-01-16T03:39:00.000-08:00

Was kinda lucky to get this shot today. OH! And Singapore just missed a millennium worth of eclipse.

Man vs Toddler

2010-01-06T06:14:00.000-08:00

Hilarious!(You have to listen properly.)

It's time to get serious.

2010-01-04T06:13:00.001-08:00

It's been such a long time since I've blogged about substantial things. Many things happened in 2009 with which that includes both sad and joy. I shall not list all of them but both of them came in a package within a month of contract. This message is not for just anyone nor anything. There's a reason why I'm blogging today about stupid things that no one knows except for my close friends.

I've decided to get serious in 2010, so I've listed all the things i expect to achieve in 3 months.

Cut down computer usage by 3/4.
Stop gaming. Start studying.
Stop slacking. Start exercising.
Able to complete a jog from Home to Tanah Merah.
Top 50, if not, Top 3 in Mass Run.

To decrease my 'gadget time', I have decided to blog less and blog more with pictures.

2 post per week :)

I'll come back with photos & maybe a new skin.

Merry X'mas

2009-12-24T06:51:00.000-08:00

Wish you all a very happy Merry Christmas.
Now... Back to fucking chem.

Newest Package [Genesis Wallpaper]

2009-12-23T21:17:00.001-08:00

Less effort put into this work but it was kinda fun playing with styles.

Genesis Wallpaper by ~AZHARpatty on deviant ART
Damn..After i posted it, it looked so ugly :/
Oh well.
And Oh~ It comes with 4 resolutions.

John's Brother ?

2009-12-21T22:14:00.000-08:00

Its 22nd December! Which means Christmas is coming and so is the re-examination for chemistry.

I'm kinda 'fucked' because i have only manage to study and read through 7 chapters. My parents and sister is on vacation at Kullapat's hometown and my brother is at camp. Which means... Im alone with my maid (fuck off with the sick jokes guys).

2010 is nearby which also means 'O' Levels is coming.

Things to be excited in 2010 -

New school

New topics for Biology

Sports Day

Mass Run

Well enough with the long talk and get down to what the post title's really about! I saw a very unique facial feature of this Korean Star and i thought it might be interesting if i share the picture with your guys.

HAHAHAHA! He seriously look like Mr John Ng, eh? I think his name is Park Jin Young (PJY).

Cat photography

2009-12-21T03:48:00.000-08:00

Oh well. It seems that my passion took over my gaming passion. The third picture is a joke at first but after thinking how i can express her anger, i came out with the blue eyes and the synical look. The second picture is the nicest looking picture i've ever taken with my cat in it. Remember, press my DeviantArt button to view this pictures better :)

I'll be posting with updates and plans for 2010 <(o.o<)

My Personality

2009-12-16T08:09:00.001-08:00

Feel free to take your tests. I find most of them accurate. A very detailed personality test.

CLUBBED

2009-12-15T04:26:00.000-08:00

photographerAZHAR | modelAZFAR

Don't Stop The Music - Jamie Cullum

2009-12-12T18:22:00.000-08:00

Incredible jazz cover by Jamie Cullum on Rihanna's Don't Stop The Music

My activities

2009-12-07T06:06:00.000-08:00

Im still alive don't worry. So what kept me from updating?

Okay Im going to talk gaming slang~

-I've been up till 5 am every day and waking up at 9 for the last 4 days. Or was it 3? I forgot.

-I've been sitting on my chair for HOURS without toilet and food.

-I've gained 83 levels in my game in 4 days. That's a lot.

-I've been grinding non-stop. My best was 17 hours straight on the chair.

-I've not been replying to any txt messages.

If i keep this up, i'll either die out of exhaustion or addiction. Seriously though, i feel like shit right now and i haven't bathed. I just brushed my teeth and went to my room, sit down, run the game and grind. I have no life right now and i have no information about the outside world. I haven't tweet for hours and haven't log onto facebook for days. Period, end of case. If anyone wants to bring me out, please do CALL me.

I created an equation:

Hours of gaming * Money spent on expensive potions(square) = Amount of depression

Fuck my life. and fuck you. You know who you are. Just fuck off.

WoW Killer?

2009-12-02T20:13:00.000-08:00

This game is going to kill World of Warcraft. I swear.
11minutes of intensity and gameplay. Though i think PC Req are going to be as high as Aion.Blade & Soul are from the creators of Lineage, Linage II and Aion.3 masterpiece MMO games. Enjoy the trailer below.(AND FUCK THEY HAVE AWESOME CLASSES)

Watch it bigger [here]

Eyeball Tattoos [QuickNews 1]

2009-11-30T22:50:00.001-08:00

Yes i know have Tweeted this before but for those Internet-Social losers out there who doesn't have Twitter... This is for you.

Apparently tattoos aren't only meant to ink the skin but as well as the eye! I've been reading and watching and came across this utterly disturbing episode of a man getting his eye, tattooed.

So i came to a conclusion that the world will soon meet its end soon. Who the fuck tattoos his eyes blue?

So this guy walks into the Tattoo Parlour and decides that,"Hmmm, maybe i should tattoo my eye."
I really don't mind people tattooing themselves(i do actually and fuck them) but probably they can't see how ugly their eye looks after they get it tattooed...in blue.
THAT IS QUICK NEWS TONIGHTWITH MR COOL

The equation of AZHAR's body.

2009-11-30T22:33:00.000-08:00

This is what i call "Last-Minute-Ideas".

Okay I've been a little hooked up with Royal Pains and FRINGE Season 2 and i have not reply any of the tag comments. I emptied/forgot all the ideas in my brain. And there are certain issues i wouldn't want to touch. And I've been playing L4D2 excessively. And finally, I've been staying up late just to harvest my crops in Country Story. It's time to catch up what i lost and update everyday as promised :)

Basically, I've been working on a revamp for my blog and so far, I've only manage to achieve one very satisfying work which is for the network logo:

While only Jia Qi has an acronym for her name is so much easier to fit in the new size. It's a little of a challenge for the rest. So i might take my Wednesday off for this.

AND BUZZING NEWS: AZHAR IS GOING BOTAK! (again~)
Thus i conclude this post by saying, "Mr Cool...Signing off"

DION's new taste

2009-11-26T04:51:00.000-08:00

Well, since Dino-chan insisted on doing the comparison of Kara and Kauyer Lor, then i shall do it. I was shocked that he liked this member of Kara that looks horrendous compared to Kauyer Lor, who looks decent.

So i went, "SERIOUSLY DION!?"
The member Dion like is nowhere near Kauyer Lor, who's age is only 14 ;o
Even Aqilah agrees with me that Kauyer Lor is so much prettier.
So Dion... Doesn't she (the one spotlighted in the picture above) looks familiar?Doesn't she looks like... Yi Jia?!
I REST MY CASE

Stewie is gay. Guaranteed

2009-11-24T08:06:00.000-08:00

Its 12:07am and I'm updating ROFL. But today i will be busy from morning till late noon :(
And oh! Stewie's gay. Guaranteed.

Another day alone// RE-EDITED [24/11/09]

2009-11-23T19:53:00.000-08:00

Okay, somehow I'm really pissed that Dion accused me of having Weesiang's taste. Which is INCREDIBLY offensive to me. Its about this girl (who's just 14 guys) who does covers and original songs. I said she's cute and Dion said i have ws's taste.

Watch&Listen to her original song [here]1. She's cute2. She's only 14.3. She looks Singaporean.BUT too bad she's not.

So I was browsing around Tumblr and i found this picture!

Then i look over my phone o.o And saw this

HEHE cute right? :)
Okay ANYWAYS

It seems that i've been sketching layouts at late hours. Unhealthy... but fucking thrilling.

My ROUTINE

2009-11-22T17:01:00.000-08:00

That's all for the update of today.Mr Superawesomastically Cool, signing off~

Sunday and im bored

2009-11-21T21:47:00.000-08:00

Today's post is sponsored by:
Guys who freak out when their WoW account is cancelled.Watch the video [here]I've the watched the video months ago and thought it was kinda stupid and dumb to post it.But after watching again, it kinda reminded me of the Exorcist.
I have no idea what to post, ROFL.

L4D 2

2009-11-21T04:38:00.001-08:00

THIS game deserves
9.4 / 10 stars
Lan with my brother just now at Virtualand and then went for lunch at Mac~

Some people, like me, uses Chrome Web Browser! And its really fast and all (faster than Firefox i must admit) and that's the reason why i imported everything to Chrome. Used to hate it because it was so buggy last time. People who use chrome WILL one day encounter this.That image there will appear in less than a nanomacromillisecond when something crashes. Then it 'kindly' asks you to reload the page. Fucking x.x emoticon. tsk.
Mr. Awesomastically Cool signing off-and yeeeessss~ awesomastically is a new word.

One Life & Ninja Squirtles

2009-11-20T06:17:00.000-08:00

That's pretty cute. And azhar likes cute stuffs and people who do cute stuffs :)

Check out my latest wallpaper (click the image you fag >:D)Available in 4 resolutions, downloadable via Deviant Art.
:o Short update for now! Expect short updates EVERYDAY!Sssshhhhtt~ Mr. Cool, Signing off!

Breakfeast

2009-11-19T17:40:00.000-08:00

HAD WAFFLES~!

Well I guess you could say that IS waffle piled up on one another with chocolate in between. Waffle-chocolate sandwich anyone? Actually its quite delicious!

On another news, my brother came back from his national service. Went home and played the psp. Sigh :/

My Short History

2009-11-18T16:59:00.000-08:00

This is kinda funny actually, i was digging through all my old websites (You'd be surprised how many there are). Im astonished, really. Then I look back and smiled... Because there is a lot of difference and how i grew. Okay let's get started-

This was in fact my first digital art i have ever made with that handy Photoshop app.

It's sooooo appalling and horrifying! (I think this is where my pessimistic traits blossomed, Lol)
And yes, i feel a little embarrassed posting an old image that's really daunting. Hot red w black background...fucking ugly. So looking at this picture and looking at my desktop wallpaper i made... it really makes a difference!

[That wallpaper is not posted because i was lazy, clickit to view and ignore the stickies]
LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE!

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The next image i dug up IS also disgusting! Such an eerie and unpleasant image. This is my first image of myself that i photoshopped. "Photo manipulation"
HAHAHAH!! This was dated wayyyyyy back when i was still a kid. Bad fonts and brushes and extraction. Fuck man, look at that fat cheeks ROFL! Yes it seems that i was an emo last time :)
Funny thing is, i even 'signed' my name below! Fat cheeks :)) People gonna call me "That kid with the fat cheeks" sigh.

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My Geek Years.
This was an image where i self-proclaimed myself as a geek. (Now its not :D)
BAM!!! Check out that fringe, suckers! Well, i HAD a fringe, but god knows where it went. Look at it... It touches my eyebrow, now my 'fringe' BARELY touches my forehead wrinkles. No Adam's apple somemore! Still, got that fat cheeks thing going on. I think someone punched me-
ROFL, i can't get enough of this photo!

Well, my final words are; Make sure you wash your feet before you sleep or else you're gonna dream about the young me :)
There is another photo but i don't want to post it because it's so god damn embarrassing...
Well, im a grown Man (cough)

“Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential” - Winston Churchill.

Wallpapers

2009-11-17T05:15:00.000-08:00

Im tired of making wallpapers (even though i feel thrilled while making it)
This is going to be the last display of the wallpapers i have made so far. They're all posted up in my DeviantArt account so check it out if you want.
Don't click on them if you DONT want to get redirected.

Amatuer -> Pro ?

2009-11-15T04:26:00.001-08:00

Do you guys know why I'm really happy?
I checked my email and i read something that really makes me smile :)

Name has been censored because of personal reason.

And yes, i gave permission

What the zod?

2009-11-12T02:48:00.000-08:00

This picture is as disturbing as that time when i saw "2 girls 1 cup"

Meh~ Short update time!

2009-11-09T05:00:00.001-08:00

Day 6 of step program, leaving us with 3 more days to total freedom. Im actually planning to study chemistry on 1st Decenmber till 30th :) Big motivation needed. After STEP, went to round-chan's house to collect speakers.. Big thank you to Dion's dad for buying me and wee siang lunch and bubble tea (mind you its halal! :3)

Ended up playing blackshot and ruining Dion's KD.

And a shoutout to Dion: Speakers are awesome, love the bass... at least better than my previous speakers. It played "Arrival to Earth" VERY well. Table was shaking like mad baby!

Weesiang hitched hiked in my taxi :/

BANZAI! Stop motion done // re-edited

2009-11-06T05:25:00.000-08:00

Since i dont want to take up space and load time, this are the latest images

Don't forget to click that new glossy DeviantArt logo ;)

HOHO! Ready for my fail stop motion?

Hq, trust me~
Bad editing + Scared of Lightnings = KICK ASS FILM, rofl at sarcasm.

My mood detector :)

2009-11-02T01:11:00.000-08:00

HOW I FEEL - What i do

BEAMING - Normally talkative and very very hyper.

BLITHE - Normally crack lame jokes.

BUOYANT - Normally talk a lot.

VERY HAPPY - Talkative and hyper

HAPPY - Talkative

PRESSURED - Normally stutter when talking

STRESSED - Normally perspire twice as normal

WORRIED - Quiet and tight-mouthed

UNHAPPY - Unresponsive, quiet, restless

BLEAK - Unresponsive, quiet, normally answers with short replies

CRESTFALLEN - Unresponsive, slow, quiet, normally answers w one word reply

DEPRESSED - Unresponsive, quiet, normally ignore people, violent level increase, aggression increases.

DISAPPOINTED - Unresponsive, quiet, normally talk with a straight look, will not laugh at jokes, normally do some gestures, moody, shakes head occasionally, have the eagle eyes.

STEP 1

2009-11-02T00:48:00.000-08:00

Well its about we took the first STEP because its the first day of STEP programme, LMFAO.

So and so, chemistry system sucks because even if you pass overall you need to retake the examination. Screw that! (physics student have it so damn easy)

Next is the fact that i completed my RETRO System poster. Yeahhhh. Yeahhhh. (Stewie's yeah~)

You can view it [here]. Well im not really forcing you guys to take a look at it ^^

A maths was simple and fun today. Like FINALLY....

Here are the things that should be considered illegal because it PAINS me.

Fat girls should never wear skinnies or mini skirts.
Average looking girls should always wear jeans and never short shorts.
Hot looking girls should always stick to what they want.
Skinnies is much better looking on girls compared to guys. Thus that concludes that no fat boys should wear skinnies.
Guys MUST NOT wear brightly coloured skinnies.
Leggings look good on skinny hot girls. But not SOO skinny.
No one is allowed to wear cardigan at Tampines.
No one should wear slippers to town. Hah.
No one is allowed to wear bermudas for 3 straight days. Same goes to people who wear jeans, unless they look good in it.
Girls should NEVER wear long sleeved shirts because of my horniness.

Thus, that concludes my post :]

Nvm, poster's here

Do the (RED) thing.

2009-10-31T08:49:00.000-07:00

Well, HAPPY HALLOWEEN. fuck this, singapore sucks

Been doing something useful today. Its something like "Project Hope" but i changed it to "Project Red" when its supposed to be Product Red. Apple and Converse is quite famous for their Product Red whereby a small amount of money is funded to help AIDs in Africa. Partners includes :

American Express, Apple Inc., Starbucks, Converse, Motorola, Gap, Emporio Armani, Hallmark, Microsoft, and Dell.

Well. Im just a 15 year old boy. I can't do much but to spread the word ^^ Easy job. So i took around 1.5 hours of my life to design a "poster" and post it to DeviantArt :x Nuff said.

Need more work, i know. So stfu~
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Hmmmmm, was supposed to pool with Ws today but had to cancelled XD Maybe next time bro. And i really am sorry about David, i know i laughed, but i felt sorry. At least not as mean as Dion who laughed at a cheerleader with Dystonia that ruined her life. Yeahhh, dystonic dance eh?
Next is Halloween. Singapore, being a sky scrapper country is not celebrating the event. wow. Imagine free candies and cheap thrills. Aztility is almost a year old btw :)

Elemental Storm

2009-10-28T07:24:00.000-07:00

My new wallpaper =3Click the guy who's in shock!!

Things that makes perfect sense

2009-10-27T06:29:00.000-07:00

LOL. I know it doesn't make sense despite the title.

Alright, lets get busy busy. It's been kinda long since I've actually posted anything sensible... In fact, most of my posts are nonsensical. Now i have the motivation to Blog because Dion actually advertised my blog ^^ HAHAHAHA! Nice...

Let's see... L1 R4 = 18 is really fucked up i guess. Where the hell am i suppose to go.

And the buzz in the class? Ryan got promoted/advanced :o 1 word. Unbelievable.

So, my Christmas will be hell since i will take the re-examination for Chemistry. Luckily there are more people who are in the same boat like Jiaqi, Dion and Chu Luan. ROFL.

I've been listening to Freedom album all day :( And i cant get enough of Troublemaker. Its like 3 by Britney except the song isn't sang by some bitch who shaved her hair. And the pimple on my face? So unglam. tsk.

Hilarious hilarious hilarious

2009-10-25T07:25:00.000-07:00

2009-10-23T05:01:00.000-07:00

I had an orgasm when i got my bio marks.

English and SS(H) made me want to run and scream, naked.

Mother Tongue made me sad, but happy!

Chemistry made me feel that Christmas is hell

E maths made me feel that im there...but im not. People with 49 should get it.

A maths was a breeze...

Geography was a typhoon

Overall I want to jump down because of my fucking chem.

Still Remember?

2009-10-11T07:12:00.000-07:00

YAY! THE PICTURE IS REVEALED~

Ignore the really... amateur photoshopping.

;) Its Rukia-chan! From Bleach and yes, she's kinda hot. HAHAHA! Im like fantasizing anime girls~

Exams are finally coming to an end. And I just found out that i failed my Geography Paper 1 by a LITTLE. How terrible is that? Tsk tsk. Paper 2 is probably screwed too.
Disappointed... But gotta keep trying right?
BUT!
Im like smiling in glee for bio ^^ Hoo! We should all party before we sober when we get back our results.

My promise!

2009-10-04T07:25:00.000-07:00

Azhar has made a promise.

No fuck, bitch, cunt, pussy, screw, dick and any other bad words >:(
No more Chinese.
No more Malay.
No more Tamil.
No more slang.
No more Chinese/Hokkien/Cantonese bad words.
No more sial, siok, siak, sioak, siaok, babi, puki, buto or any other Malay vulgarities which doesn't make sense.
No more blur replies.
No more sex jokes. (Though i am reading one right now)
Finally, I'll talk in a higher pitch since my voice is beautifully low.

Yay! That is to clean up my mouth. It's like, might as well i shut up. If that's gonna stop me then i WILL shut up. (And this annoying strands of hairs on my keys are really pissing me off).

I find this a little amusing to read.
And here's my wallpaper i managed to create out of boredom. I have yet to upload it on Deviant (Yes, i have a new account)~~[Here]~~Cancel that. Quality isn't as good on where I've uploaded it.

The Birthday Boy

2009-10-03T04:23:00.001-07:00

Yeaaaaaay! Celebrated my brother's belated birthday with the whole family with expensive food and tonic passion fruit drink! Appetizers are $6.90 for a small amount of fish. Then went to Haagan-Dazs for ice-cream. Did i mentioned about the ridiculous price there?

1 scoop of ice cream is SGD$8.90. (Excluding topping)

2 scoops of ice cream is SGD$11.90 (Excluding topping)

3 scoops of ice cream is SGD$14.90 (Excluding topping)

Expensive and strange :D

Then went to buy moon cakes for the neighbour below ^^

Total expenditure = $300++

Short update ftw ;)

The last outbreak.

2009-09-30T02:41:00.000-07:00

My grandmother volunteered to pose for a shot. So i took the opportunity to take a photo of while she was watching the television ^.^

She's the closest grandma I have, she's my mom's mother. My other grandma is not as close, obviously on the father side. She has been married for over 5 decades now and her husband still loves her. Sometimes he display it in front of me physically like kissing her cheeks and hugging her. Being old really sucks huh? Too bad we WILL get old one day... that is if we don't die earlier than the age of 50 :D
OH AND THE CATNIP! I realise that my cat purrs over it and rolls(like literally) around the catnip, purring. But when i approached her, slightly a distance of a metre, she will stop being cute and start sniffing the floor -.-

Exams are next week, which means I won't be exactly blogging about anything except about the exams and etc... After the exams are the script checking. Depending on my results, i may go emo or high. And btw right? I got 25/50 for English bitches~! Persistent = Worth. It.

Who is this?We don't know yet.
But we will know... In the future.

Mama MIA~

2009-09-29T01:32:00.000-07:00

Alright! Went to Parkway Parade with Joel yesterday. Yesterday as in, Monday. So if you're viewing this on Tuesday, it should be yesterday. Then went to Borders to get my CSS and HTML,(x)HTML book that costed SGD$84.90. Too bad i didn't have the extra cash so i went to buy 'Practical Web Design' for SGD$19.90. It includes the mag itself, an ultimate guide to Microsoft's Expression Studio 3 AND...

A CSS TOOL DEV SUCKA! (And Twitter too!)
So that literally means you're paying SGD$19.90 for 2 magazines and a very useful disc.

Awesome magazine in my opinion..that is if you like reading websites :DD

Oh by the way, I spent 12 bucks on Stacker alone... So stfu. Ima addict~!
Then went to Pet Centre to buy...

Cat NIP!

andddddddddddd....

So that's quite a sum to pay actually. The catnip was SGD$6.90 and SGD$11.90 for the glove toy but i forgot the price of the treat (which my cat doesn't eat).

Overall I spend around $40 - $50 bucks. Heehee!

So if anyone wants to shop for whatever you want, inv me~

My feelings, my expression.

2009-09-26T06:51:00.000-07:00

Inspired by Luc Melgar

Sucks I can't put it in full view in my blog. I might have to change my skin because of that.

Vibrant Night Full View [HERE] -> Click Zoom In.

Vibrant Night 0.2 Full View [HERE] -> Click Zoom In.

OMGWTFBBQ

2009-09-26T04:01:00.000-07:00

A random moment #1

I love it when people insult themselves and make us guilty at the same time..

For instance.

A guy might say,"SO WHAT if i'm a nerd!"

We find the joy of insulting him.

BUT

He might say,"SO WHAT if i'm a nerd... who is studying so i can have a job in the future!"

It totally ruins it >.>

A random moment #2

I like this joke...

""A man walks into a bar where there is loud music playing. He goes up to an attractive girl and asks, 'Would you like to dance?'

I wouldn't dance with you if you were the last man on earth,' she replies.

'I don't think you heard me correctly,' the man says. 'I said you look fat in those pants.' ""

A random moment #3

Finally, it took me from 9am till 6.30pm to understand 3 things. HTML, CSS & XHTML.

By which first being the most understandable and last being the most ridiculous and difficult thing to understand.

A random moment #4

I spent some time thinking and planning on what i should do in the future. And i hope, like really, really hope i could get into Cyber & Digital Security OR Information Technology course in TP. Like, really. Im keen to learn all there is to the cyber world.

A random moment #5

I really, really want to go out. ERGGHHHH, its so confined in here.

I really hate it when its TOO quiet in my house. Or too noisy. Like at that time when i went grumpy mode to the whole of my family, including mah dada.

My mom asked me why i was angry.

Then i said "Because you woke me up when i was sleeping and when i was sleeping kakak(sister) turned the volume of the speakers so loud as if she's deaf. And when i can't sleep, i get grumpy. And when i get grumpy, i need money so i can go out." *Tantrums like a kid*

There you go... 5 random moments.

OH PLUS THIS COOL GUY

College Humor - The Coolest Guy in the World

Summarise my life!

2009-09-22T04:48:00.000-07:00

Teeny update.

Didn't really touched Blogger since I was pretty much busy with Common Tests, Hari Raya preparation and of course, Hari Raya.

Collection went pretty well actually but really tiring at some point.

As for the results of my common test;

Passing SS would be a miracle.
Failed English, hope the summary test tomorrow would push the marks up.
Passed Chemistry, really really happy and proud that i improved even though i didn't study. (Imagine if i studied)
Mother Tongue... stupid subject.
Maths: I better pass. I am confident that i get the answers right but as for the reason... OMFG.

Isn't it easy to summarise my life?

Next: Financial Planning

-Im planning to buy a fcuking study lamp from Ikea. Maybe... On Thursday?

-Actually Im planning to buy all my study needs.

-That is ALL i need. Then I will save the money for my future needs.

Next: Hospital

Actually my grandmama went sick. Thus, visited her. Then, maybe tomorrow also visit her and maybe have a chance to see those hot nurses. Btw, I'm not exaggerating about them. Then maybe i will study my chemistry there since its so quiet and peaceful.

Oh and...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ShinDION!

Don't be sad about your present. I'll bring you out in the future.

Pui

2009-09-11T23:46:00.000-07:00

WHAT I HATE;

SLUUUUUUUUUUTS.

WHAT I LIKE;

ADRENALINE RUSH~

Life is so boring at times. But so damn exciting the next day.

Well, my brother is going to be enlisted this coming Monday. Which means, i have the ENTIRE bedroom to myself. But one very weird thing was, he gave me a $50 note yesterday night for no reason. I was shocked!

Went to my brother's workplace to collect something. There was plenty of pretty young women there.

I feel like doing tags. So bored. No food=Lonely Azhar.

Momma making honeyed cornflakes for Hari Raya. Smells fking good.

Lol. SO difficult to explain my feelings.

I've been going out.

2009-09-09T23:17:00.000-07:00

Now, to those losers out there who mentioned that i do not have a life. Please take back your words :D Obviously, I used the week's break to go out and have fun. Not to worry, since i WILL cram my studies all on Friday, Saturday & Sunday.

Monday://

Went out with A Primary school friend to Vivo to watch The Proposal. I opted for Gold Class BUT she said don't be ridiculous. So, my ingenious idea was turned down and we had to sit in the first two rows. Being a TALL guy, its kinda uncomfortable. I was thinking, why are they still not tilting the chair up in the front rows. Get what i mean?

Funny. funny show. 4.5/5 ;D

So much laughter.

Then, wanted to go to Sentosa. But got lost. Then headed to Bugis. Shop there a little and Bam. Went home.

Tuesday://

Went out with Joel now. To where? Sim Lim of course!

I know, i know. No life.

Went there to get his keyboard and then walk around a little bit.

He wanted to walk from Bugis, i wanted to take 23 and drop in front of Sim Lim.

And by walking, we got lost and walked ONE WHOLE ROUND. Literally.

Then, asked a security guard who said to walk straight and turn *gesture*.

Then went to Joel's house to crash a little bit.

Went home at 6.45pm :D

Wednesday://

Woke up at 8.30am and then went on to my usual routine of watching subscriptions in YouTube. Read a little of NC 16 Mangas. Nice scenes actually.

Then came 6:30pm. I was still playing Sudden Attack, hence was late for the meeting.

Azrayna wore skinny. I wore skinny. Dayana, for the first time, jeans. Amirul wore bermudas. Fahima wore long pants. Wanted to say something, but, i'll just keep it to myself for now.

Fahima came after that. I ate Pasta, others are just fattening chicken. (Haha, joking)

If Dion was there, i would've shown him the cute waitress.

NOTE: DREAM STORE IS AT TAMPINES 1.

And about exams.

I have decided to focus entirely on SS(H)
I have decided to focus MORE on Biology instead of Chemistry.
I had a weird dream about Dion's friend, Michelle. (Talk about this later)
Rumours had it that Mr John is going out with someone.

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This is a continuation.

Dion told me to post more SNSD pictures right. So i made a picturevid.

And i found a new favourite website. Better than porn.

It actually renders it to HD :DD

FOR DION

Tiffany and Me are together.

2009-09-03T04:54:00.000-07:00

DUE TO FALSE IMFORMATION GIVEN BY TAN YUN JIA

Kai is now Teiti

And Dion, are you happy now?

Tiffany & Jessica

Results

2009-09-02T04:52:00.000-07:00

Cutting it short to save time.

Day was full of laughter. Chemistry was kinda awesome because we took the marks from column 'G'. Which means... I passed Chemistry. Kinda pleased with that considering the fact that i flunked my first two tests. It was my last test that pushed my marks up. I just failed that stupid A maths. Fcuk that completely. 30/100.

Maths was definitely boring. The points thing, i give up. Properties of circle and et cetra.

English was being English... Found out a lot of interesting about Kai :DD Lots of smiles there, if she has a blog, please, i beg you, tell me the link. Provided its not private.

CE was being John. Plain and boring as always. After school, argued to protect my logical statement. As usual, i was winning but they left...

She is really hot.(as Kai)Tiffany-SNSD

n900. Is it a fail?

2009-08-30T00:24:00.000-07:00

Save your cash for the N900.

Finally, a decent phone by Nokia. But i really wonder when it's going to be marketed in Singapore. And to Debbie, it has qwerty keypad :D

Advertisement

The actual thing.
EDIT://
Do you remember the Taylor Swift+Viva La Vida remix a couple of months ago?Well they decided to have another ending to it. Though (to me), it sounds kinda messy and not much of Viva La Vida feeling, its still nice to hear. This time round they have a violin and a bass guitar :DD

A new skin, a new attitude

2009-08-26T07:00:00.000-07:00

Finally found a theme that fits my personality, simple and cool.

A total opposite of the previous theme. Though i AM dissapointed in a few things. But nothing i can't fix.

Using the same format again. XML/XHTML

Of course i need more time to do stuffs to match the colour. Love the gradiant.

And i'll do that tomorrow since im depressed.

I keep thinking "What happens if i get old and i was sent to a OFH. Will i play puzzles all day long?"

Btw, i found out something so disturbing. It was about Adawiyah's lion... And it was very.very.disturbing.

Alalalala.

2009-08-24T06:35:00.000-07:00

So i watched 40 year old virgin, American Pie and American Wedding.

And i must say... Dosa betul! (Great sin)

There were some nudity and blah blah involved but very very funny shows to kill time.

I tried to skip the nude scenes because i was fasting.

Its the third day, if you're reading this then its the fourth or fifth day of fasting.

Some people don't know me well enough that they're tempting me with FOOD and DRINKS.

LET ME JUST SAY TO THOSE BASTARDS OUT THERE.

I can conceal my temptations of food but NOT the temptations of girls.

Im still learning.

So shut up, bitches.

I've seen this before XD
Anyway, for those of you who have trouble fasting. I have a technique that NEVER fails.

fcuked up net

2009-08-19T01:05:00.000-07:00

It seems that my internet is becoming a bitch.

It starts at 7.30 pm now.

*sigh*

Filler post.

Hot girls with little horniness.

2009-08-16T02:53:00.000-07:00

You know what I hate the most...

Hot girls with miniskirt that are not horny.

Psht!

You know what makes Peter happy?

IT PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME~!

On another section>
-Ignore the open arrow. Coding problems.
-Twitter has become too powerful
-The New Geylang serai market is ridiculously smelly filled with bunch of mat.
-Mat and Minah are the two most disgraceful groups.
-I am in LOVE with staying up late.
-I have a deep crush on a girl in my religous class :DD

I laughed my ass out.

2009-08-13T07:04:00.001-07:00

You know what is the funniest picture i have ever seen!

THIS

If you still don't get it. . . I don't know what to say.

>On another section<
-I got dementia since i forgot what to write on this section.
-Only IDIOTIC people turn on their speakers loudly in the bus.
-There has been a lot of people saying that i should join Super Junior.

Sea Pig

2009-08-11T02:33:00.000-07:00

A new species in the ocean has been discovered. (Im just sharing)

Sea Pig also known as Scotoplanes, a genus of deep-sea cucumbers commonly called Sea Pigs. If you're thinking where i learnt all this words~ I lifted from Wiki.

Btw, this creature reminds me of certain someone... Hmmm.

>On another section<
-Gay marriage should not be legalize.
-I am definitely looking for physical education tomorrow.
-Slurpee is nice! With some side effects.
-I'll bet $1224139513501 that i'll fail a-maths.
-Teriyaki Burger was nice!!!

OMG!

2009-08-10T01:00:00.000-07:00

Guess what I found out today! (Thanks to sxephil)

GUESS WHO THIS IS!
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ITS MEGAN FOX!Yes, that is infact Megan Fox long long ago. A lot of difference, eh?

Btw, yesterday NDP was again, disappointing. Why? When they started playing "Stand Up for Singapore", they COMPLETELY changed the tune and melody for it!
And then, there was this section where "Baberella" appeared. It was god.damn.annoying.Other than that, LKY seems healthy and the Presidents seems to be 'enjoying' himself.
>On another section<-Tweeter has become too powerful, people tweet even when their bank is being rob!
-I have decided to stop playin S.A for a long period of time due to uncontrolled anger!
-I have decided to change my blogskin after the 100th post.
-I have to decided not to use XML source code because it is too long! (Ctrl + U)
-Chrome is pissing me off. Every JPEG image i try to download, it gives me the "All files" format.Please fcuking fix that.

Emma versus Megan

2009-08-06T07:28:00.000-07:00

I decided that i cannot tolerate this situation anymore. And its time to settle this once and for all so people can see the difference. Its Debbie's fault.

Megan Fox vs Emma Watson
I decided to be fair in this showdown. I won't side Emma just because she IS my girlfriend. I know its wrong... Sorry Emma.
Basically i compiled the ugliest and the prettiest/sexiest shot in both of them. And let me tell those people who said that Megan Fox is a guy:
SHE is NOT a GUY. Period.
I'll start off with Megan Fox since she's older and not as pretty as that hot British babe.
Prettiest Shot

This is one of Megan's sexiness and all. She was featured in FHM and etc. But more importantly, this picture didn't give me an erection. And no, im not suffering from Erectile Dysfunction. I want you guys to take note of her lips. I don't know if she's born like that or its a habit, but just take note of it.
-Really hot.-Very very nice legs.-Old enough to do this type of photoshoot.
Ugliest Shot
Look at the lips. That's what im talking about. Let's face it, Debbie, one glance and we know that this is ugly as....as... the poodle that Dion have.
-She looks REALLY old here.-Horrible posing. Can't say taken by paparazzi.-The face are like... what malays call "Manchong". Like a fish.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------On to Emma Watson.
Prettiest Shot

To be VERY honest, i really can't decide which picture was the nicest, there were a lot of nice ones. Emma is more on the pretty and cute side. So its a little hard to compare. But from what this picture depicts, we all know that she is one fcuking hot babe. Its like she's teasing "Come here, Peter....." WOW! Actually, im quite surprised how good she looks in this shoot.Not gonna summarise this because we all know its hot.
Ugliest Shot
*Sigh* I cannot doubt that this is one of her ugly shot. OBVIOUSLY paparazzi. She looks pathetic here. We all know how it feels to get and ugly shot.*depress*--------------------------------------------------------------------FINAL SAY?
I think Megan Fox is mostly sexy and all. She can do better though. On Emma, she looks cute and pretty, you can even think her as an elegant women. But lets face it, she's nineteen. So lets wait 2 more years.

Disaster

2009-08-04T04:05:00.000-07:00

Chemistry is getting boring, Maths and Biology is getting more interesting.

And SS.... We need that bald guy ASAP.

English is also getting so boring.

Then had to do that NPPA we never REALLY did. Went to a house with an ugly poodle and a very very cute, husky? Yellow lab? I forgot, Dion.

Combat arms... some noob was playing it then went to Quarantine mode.

Bad news: I lost all my ideas on what to post. Well, not really lost but rather forgotten.

Bad news 2: I found out that CBT has ended on DFO but they still haven't announce the OBT.

Good news: Been a lot less busy because i decided to, emmmm, forget?

Good news 2: OMG. I want to change blogskins.

A little busy

2009-08-01T02:20:00.000-07:00

Waiting for Open Beta and Closed Beta II.

So i might be a little busy.

Thus.

Entertain yourselves with this "Did you know?" video.

L4D 2 Gameplay

2009-07-29T05:27:00.000-07:00

(Trailer/Interview)

New weapons.
New special infected.
New characters.
New ammos. (Incendiary)
New melee weapons.

= Tank ownage.

Hmmm...

2009-07-28T04:29:00.000-07:00

Im having menses, don't piss me off.

Alright alright, went to school pissed off because i thought today was Saturday.

I was woken up by my mom. They way she wakes me up is by turning on the lights and nagging.

God.

Since the Blogger problem has been solved, Im pretty much happy that I don't need to use Internet Explorer.

And the fact that my code does not want to compile pisses me off.

Im learning basic Malware codings now.... And i don't get a shit.

So to anyone who I have been pissed with, sorry.

There's only one person who can cure me.

C++ program.

2009-07-27T06:25:00.000-07:00

First let me get this outta my chest.

I GIVE UP! STOP PLAYING WITH ME!

There, i said it :)

Well, went to McDonald's then bought Nescafe Original. Joel complained of coffee breath which i find it nice. Btw, I'll will like the breath of someone who drank coffee. Not black coffee since they make me 'wow'.

Then went back home. And started reading up on C++.
Yea, from the time i went back home till now.
And i only manage to make a single program that does absolutely nothing but just to test my UNDERSTANDING of C++ coding. Btw, i found out a code that will actually crash your WHOLE OS and corrupt the files in it. So you either get the BSOD or corrupted OS files(require reinstall).
= DESTRUCTION of the Computer. :DD

Continuing about the prog.

What it does?

1.In put password.
2.It will block mouse movements for 5 seconds
3.Swap buttons for 5 seconds.
4.Matrix codes appears.
Thats all.

Lame? It is because you haven't see the codings for one dumb ass program.

All typed by me and created with C++ coding. I recorded what happened but since i have not video editing experiences, i screenshot it.
Here's the file if you want to try it lol. C++ Basic Program - Peter,
Its safe and everything.
I didn't put malware or trojan coding (actually im scared to do that. Lol)

And sorry Azrayna about the rude tag reply because i screwed up the first and second coding and need to do another one.
Proper tag:

Its natural for Indians to not accept other's differences. Its a colour thing.
And yeahhh, im sooo jealous.

O M G-osh

2009-07-26T07:55:00.000-07:00

I found out that.. Caffeine may be tied to cancer of liver, bladder, kidney and pancreas.
Bloody hell.

"One study reported from the Harvard School of Public Health showed that drinking two cups of coffee a day may double the risk of cancer of the pancreas."

Do you know how many Nescafe (Original) I take everyday!? And they cost $1.20 per can.
Btw, i recommend YaKun's coffee. If anyone going to drink coffee or eat at YaKun invite me!

BUT research also says that Caffeine appears to prevent cancer cells from repairing themselves, hence making them more liable to destruction by radiation and drugs and less likely to spread quickly. But this does NOT mean a cure for cancer.
Well, I can't stop drinking coffee since i need it.

Well, on latest news, I've been studying C++ codings!
Why? Because it looks fun.
Successful? of course not! It takes years and someone who can teach you.

Forgot to mention, there was this boy, at 8 years old...He hacked into the school system. At 10 or 11 he also managed to hack into a bank pin/account. He was sent to prohibition. And at 12 he was recruited by LIGATT to protect cyber-security. At 13, he protected 200+ computers from virus threats.

And me, at 14 years old, cant even manage to get the C++ basics right.

This is directed to Aqilah.

Downgraded = fail

Wait a minute!

2009-07-25T07:56:00.000-07:00

OMG. I can finally see the box to type. I don't if this is what I'm supposed to be seeing.
I don't want to take a stupid screen shot because i dont think this is what im suppose to be seeing.
What im seeing is...

HTML box. What happen to compose box? Is it an upgrade? Wheres all the icons? Whuuuuuuuut?

Test for bold
Test for italic

Well, HTML codings seems to work. Thats all i need.

EDIT:: THIS IS NOT what im supposed to be seeing. (Aqilah, if you see this twit me). But its a bit better than before.
A little bit more test.

Yes....Nice and slow towards me.OMG so cute! *fan scream*

A problem!

2009-07-23T01:27:00.000-07:00

Im having a little problem (not only me) with Blogger right now. So basically I cant post anything new. SO bear with it.

Blogger said they will look into it (posted 6July) and now its 23rd.

So please let me think about something. I may temporarily move to Wordpress if this continues.

Its okay, but can do better

2009-07-18T01:08:00.000-07:00

I've just watched 'The Haunting in Connecticut' and i'll rate it with a 3.5/5.

Its a good movie to watch alone but its not really scary, honestly. But i love that its based on a true story and excellent ending which answers everything. A little shock here and there but not too good.

Again, i find it too "PG". And btw, the girl is hot! mmm

Recommended for weak-hearted people who likes horror movies. But not worth spending the money.

Reupdate;; Let me talk more about what i hate about the movie. (After seeing Hanissah or Hanisah's blog)

Reason why i rate it 3.5 is because of Matt and the hot chick and its based on a true story. Btw, this movie made me scared of having cancer. What i don't like is the CG which is basically crap. For example: Smoke coming out from the boy's mouth (wdf). There isn't a lot of ghost appearence in the movie. But a lot of foot, literally foot. Then there's this black ghost (burnt and filled with maggots) appeared out of no where to attack Matt. Then theres his Dad which does absolutely nothing but being drunk and saying a bit of lines here and there.

And there's one HUGE mistake. The reverand said "You're strong and healthy, you shouldn't see anything". I was like "Hey, isn't the boy(not Matt) strong and healthy? Why is he seeing things too?"

Again, not worth the money but worth looking at the chick.

(YEAAAAAAAAH) Amanda Crew - Wendy.

Then i watched 'Hostel'. R-Rated.

Its rated R for (base on review) : Sadistic scenes of torture and bloody violence, terror, nudity, sexual content, language and some drug content.

A full package! But too bad only the sexual contents are the only good parts. (There was A LOT). Overrall, its dissapointing. Saw II,III,IV,VI was a whole lot better.

Aiyoh.....

2009-07-17T06:27:00.000-07:00

Im going to speak in a bit of 'gangster' slang for a bit.

Walau, just now si bei -

So just now i thought i could improved the looks of Networks but it lead to a disaster.

This is what happened.

The Folder which contains a lot of icons and PNG photos for my Blog was accidentally permenantly deleted due to my dirty, naughty, sexy, handsome, extravagant, hot, rich, gold habit of pressing "Shift-Delete".

Then i went to the web i host my photos and i still got the pictures. I tried to impro Azrayna's (disaster) and made a new one (Deformed). And i came up with.....

OMFG. Look at those flaws. *shakes head*

Edit!!!

On another story! My mom got the N80? Or something like that. The one Dion's using.

Then i pointed out that I too need a new phone after i made a pity face showing my Dopod to my mom. 2/39 in 3e4 knows what the fcuk is a Dopod. And that's me! And Azrayna!

And i laughed at "Get Breakout album from kakak"

oh and Sony MDR-XB300 is my life now. I love you my darling. I love you till i buy a better one okay? I wanna make out with you too.

Changes uncompleted

2009-07-16T02:03:00.001-07:00

I've done the Twitter and Chat Box headers. After around an hour half?

I find it pretty nice actually. If you hate it or dislike it, please feel free to RANT!

But its not completed since the Networks haven't been changed. And i want it to look extravagant since 'Networks' are the blogs i go everyday. And wow...... there is a lot of people visiting my blog lately......overseas.

BAM! Let me update a little.

-I can't talk about the Chia Wei fight because Debbie find it rude to laugh at it. But can i please laugh at immaturity?

-Next, my hairdo...Yes. Hairdo. I dont know whether to look like Zul (lol) or cut it and look more handsome.

-Im overly excited to know the outcomes of the Microsoft vs Google.

-I choked on scramble egg. And yes, i cried.

-Please promote my blog.

Look at those tiny words! I wonder what they mean!

Joshua.... You're hot now.

2009-07-14T04:17:00.000-07:00

Joshua has a secret that even I don't know!

Lame...But! What did 'she' put on 'her' settings?!

A funny stomach

2009-07-13T01:31:00.000-07:00

Let me tell you guys about this funny thing that happened to me just yesterday.

Last two days, i ate around 5 bananas in a row because they were yummy and i was hungry. Then yesterday, i ate lots of cherries that my mom bought. And i got scolded. Then went out for lunch at Rasa-rasa, and ate a lot. A LOT.

Went home and ate dessert, which is Neoplitan ice-cream from Meadow. Bare in mind that Meadow milk makes my stomach tense. I went to the toilet to shit.

Here's the funny part. I thought i was done shitting and there was like a huge load of stool.

So i stand up and flushed. During that split second when i stood up, my stomach wanted this "emergency evacuation". I sat down and ALL the shit went down uncontrolbally. It was like an open pipe.

AHAHAHAHA! Then i laughed about it.

My laugh looks like Tom Cruise.

hahahaha!

Emma Interview 8.7.9

2009-07-10T20:12:00.000-07:00

Hilarious interview with Letterman.
Guest: Emma Watson.

Making something with Peter ep1

2009-07-08T03:05:00.000-07:00

In today's episode of 'Making something with Peter', Im teaching you guys to make a healthy sandwich. This sandwich can be eaten ANYWHERE & ANYTIME withOUT making a mess on your face! I call this, The Pete Wich.

Here are the ingredients you need;

2 slices of white bread, preferably Gardenia;

1 slice of cheese, preferably Cheesedale.

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STEPS
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1. Step one.

You NEED to have all of the listed ingredients to make the Pete Wich. No substitutes are allowed since they take away the flavour we need.

2. Step two.

This step is very important as you do NOT want to contaminate your bread or cheese with bacteria. So, align your bread such that they are beside each other, not below or diagonally. And then, put your cheese at the top of your bread on the RIGHT.
Refer to picture as example.

3. Step three.

This is as important as Step 2 since this step will enable you to make and eat the Pete Wich without any mess. Read carefully.

-> ENSURE there is no dirt on the cheese wrapper.
-> Carefully takeout the plastic wrapping.
-> Throw the wrapping.

And there you have it, now your cheese is prepared.

4. Step four.

You are ALMOST complete. The next step will determine the look of the Pete Wich.
CAREFULLY place the cheese ontop of the right bread. BE SURE to align is with the right bread. Why this is important? The more presentable the Pete Wich is, the more appetizing it is.

5. The final step.

Now this is to complete our Pete Wich. After you put the cheese carefully on the right bread, place the left bread on top on the cheese which is on top of the right bread. Confused? You shouldnt be. The end result of the Pete Wich should look like this.

Enjoy the Pete Wich!

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BENEFITS
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Since the Pete Wich was made in such a perfect way, it cannot be beaten by any other sandwich which doesn't contain meat. The Pete Wich was created by me after a shortage of food happened in the house. Also, the way it was prepared makes it healthier to be consumed as there is minimal bacteria activities.

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RECOMMENDATION
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Someone on a diet.
Someone skinny, since cheese contains fats.
Azrayna.
Fahima.
Debbie.
Dion.
Esther, since cheese contains milk, it makes her grow.
Aliya, same reason.
Chia Wei, it is proven that cheese makes the brain active.
Cheese lovers.
Cats.
Kittens.
Dogs.
Puppies.

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NOT RECOMMENDED
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Lactose intolerant people.

People with allergies to cheese or dairy products.

Gadgets are screwed.

2009-07-03T08:14:00.000-07:00

DON'T message me on my phone. I cant see your message but i can receive it. I cant see who im calling but i can receive calls. So please, if you had sent anything to me today, please mail me at uninerds@hotmail.com. Thats the only way of communication for me since MSN is boring.

A shirt that matches your personality

2009-07-01T06:06:00.000-07:00

Im relatively calm about my studies since Wee Siang told me something incredible that cleared my doubts. So just now went out with Joel & Amirul to Terminal 3. Then Joel recommended Pop-eyes to us, which made me confuse because i didn't know pop-eyes (the way he pronounced it). Then he said it was the muscular cartoon guy with the spinach, then i clarified: Is it popeye?

Hilarious.

Here's some update about myself if you're curious.

Im racist, to Indians, Malays & Chinese at some situation. But i call many Indians as my fellow "friends" when i see them. Im not scared of Banglas since i spent 14 years with one.

Im someone almost anti-social trying to get a life.

I like soft-pop, k-pop, j-pop.

I play: L4D, Dragonica, Maple, Flyff, S.A, Nostale, Rakion, Windslayer & Stepmania. That led me to stupidity.

I plan to join "Diploma in Game and Entertainment Technology" when i join Temasek Poly. Thats why im studying to get in the school. Im serious about this and currently studying basic scripts but have no intention to study C++ unless i get a course on it.

I respect computers hackers a lot.

I like Bakso and weird names. Like this one: Kajr

My favourite color is white.

Polo shirt and simplicity is how i dress when i go out. Long sleeve to town.

I admire Pianist, Harpist and Violinist. Composer and Rock Band players.

Btw, i really hate, like REALLY hate when someone force me to wake up.

The curls i have adds to my character. I envy Indians with straight hair but not Chinese since its common.

I dare not go to Bali, Phuket, Malaysia for a vacation because of some incidents that scared the shit outta me.

I wish to migrate to Tokyo/Seattle and live there and die there. Im proud of Singapore but not Singaporeans.

Girls with tanks or with freaking hot legs are totally a weakness to me. I can stare at them for as long as i possibly can.

I have this weird brain. When i look at surgeries (uncensored) im not affected. But when i see someone bleeding and in pain, i get really scared.

I go to others blog and sometimes promote them secretly. But i dont leave tags unless the person tags me first. Rest assure, i primary bookmarked (the icons on mozzila) some people's blog which i visit often because they update and they are interesting.

AND I JUST FOUND OUT THAT GIRLS HAVE PROMINENTIA LARYNGEA TOO!

Another stupidity,

2009-06-29T06:04:00.001-07:00

This morning i mentioned to a lot of people about how stupid the new Cadbury advert was. Yun Jia saw it and i think few others.

Just take a look at the new ad and its really funny but stupid.

Again, hilarious but stupid.
And BRILLIANT!

Highlights: 0.48 (Check out the boy's face.)Its as if his TRYING SO HARD to wave it.

And this is what i call a Social Suicide.

First day with no Indo,

2009-06-26T04:07:00.001-07:00

Actually i pity my maid after i felt the maid experience myself. I woke up at 9.30 and then i was asked to clean the toilet.... in the morning after i waked up. Thats really caring, Mom.

Oh btw btw! Any of you heard the Black Eyed Peas; I gotta Feeling, Alive & One tribe?!

Really really nice songs. Unlike Heavy Metal which is so stupid and hurts your ears. You can't understand what they're screaming about and the guitar solo is just annoying with the screeching and god, they shouldn't even exist.

Feel so lonely at home alone. Internet is getting boring but computers are still interesting. I want to eat Bakso :D Bakso baby!

AHAHAHA

What the hell is wrong with women

2009-06-25T04:49:00.000-07:00

So on the previous post, i talked about a preteen lover. And i wanted to talk about stupidity.
But now, im just going to post a disturbing video here. I have been a youtube since primary 5 and i've watched : 17,632 videos.

And trust me. At least some of them are accidental. And then i recalled watching this video about ____ that i want to show you guys/girls how interesting women can be. She's Japanese, quite pretty in my perspective but totally WASTED. What has the world come too? I really don't know, just watch. I swear, you'll have a PRICELESS reaction on your pretty face.

I made the dots so that you can't see the pic-preview when you see this. But i already warned you that the video WILL be disturbing.

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Im really sorry if youre watching this while eating but yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...... Women are disturbingly interesting. In fact more than man. I mean, imagine Debbie doing that and recording herself while doing that. Or Azrayna or Emma Watson.
Btw, if its Emma, i swear i'll go to a hypnotherapist to forget her and erase every single sexy thought about her.

Seriously girls, don't be like her. Please, make a world a safer place for kids. And me. And other guys. And other girls too...
I swear...don't
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On another less disturbing story. My maid's going back to Indonesia this Saturday. Sorry Azrayna, i asked my Dad to buy another ticket for you and your sister, but he said no.

She's going there for 2 weeks and then coming back to my family for 2 more years. For 2 weeks will be like, a disaster because i don't know where to get food from and parents are working, thus, i concluded that i should have sex.

Hilarious people....

2009-06-22T04:29:00.000-07:00

Funny story today.
If you guys read the Sunday Newpaper, theres an article about this guy who likes preteens (Ages 7-13). His alias is nottiboy-something. I forgot the numbers behind the name. The funny thing is, i visited the website that he published that enraged netizens. Let me describe to you what's it like before you guys want to visit the page. 10/10 viewers will click the link. They look like Japanese girls and some foreigners. nottiboy claims that he published the website so that preteens could say their naughty thoughts.

AND he only allow female preteens to visit his private blog. When you enter his site (not private) you WILL be greeted with preteens posing with their legs WIDE OPEN! Its not censored, and they're wearing panties. So don't freak out! His hilarious man.... I mean, its disgusting. But funny.

M18 or Matured Minds or Curious People

Mind you random readers, im NOT promoting his needs. Im just showing people how many different types of stupidity and sick minded people there are.

Here's a preview before you enter the page. (I censored it for my readers, uncensored at his web)
Oh god... Sick people. SO I JUST PROVED TO YOU GUYS THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE MORE SICK THAN ME. SUCKERS..

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Another funny story. Remember what Azrayna left in my blog?

I was planning to do that today actually but i'll do it tomorrow. Or Wednesday. But today....
I went to Outram Park. When i reach there, i was like -> WTF? Where do i go?
Then i wondered and followed the Harbour Front path. Then i reached Vivo City.

Then when i was inside Vivo, i was searching for MacDonalds right, then i got lost. I TOTALLY got lost. I went to look for a map but it doesn't say that Vivo has Mac in them. Then i wondered, i didn't know where the train station was then i saw MacDonald.

I was laughing by myself. Mr John called me btw, then i asked deliberately "Is this Mr John? John?!"

Pretty long post~
Then after Vivo, went to Bugis to play L4D for 3 hours, then when i was heading home, met Jia Qi, Juan Huai (Ruby) & Jodi. Then head back home together like little kiddies!

Im addicted!

2009-06-19T02:48:00.000-07:00

Oh my god. I've been meaning to blog actually but i procrastinated it to an extent where im totally lazy to type. But since im already on the interweb, i might as well say what happened for the last 3 days.

Technically i didn't do anything yesterday, but the day before yesterday, i went to Virtualand with my brother after going there once with Amirul. Its basically a LAN-cum-Arcade box. And since my brother brought his friend along, we played Left 4 Dead! Hilarious man. There was this guy who entered the room and my brother asked me to shoot him. Then we went into friendly-fire frenzy. So i went to Bugis again, but with a different motive. I wanted to see what i could get by spending only.....

Failing to get a Singapore bill, i got the USA's bill. And i failed that motive, i spend 2 hours on LAN playing Left 4 Dead (Mind you its $2.50/hour since its an @ cafe) and spent on a $2 Mocchi.

Then Chak Shing called and asked me whether i want to go out when im already am, then we met and ate at Yoshinoya THEN went to arcade. Pretty dumb, but we were bored. So LEAVE A COMMENT ON THE BEST PLACE TO HANGOUT.

Im planning to go to Orchard and just wander around or watch something at the Cathay. Or go to Royce at Taka. Please leave a comment on ""Where is the best place to hangout alone""

Oh by the way, this is a boring post, i know. I just want to go out more and explore.

Burberry's new face!

2009-06-11T22:32:00.000-07:00

Awww~ My sweetheart is Burberry's new face. Im so proud of her. But i didnt catch the glimpse of seventeen which Azrayna mentioned that she was on the cover page. Btw, buy for me the magazine. I don't want to go to a shop and buy that, the shopkeeper would be " Are you....gay?"
Then i would be "Nah, I buy it because its for Emma~"

Btw, the photographer, Mario Testino, is ridiculously amazing at his shots. Here's another shot of the pretty face.

Actually i dont know whether Azrayna saw Emma or Katy Perry on Seventeen. Or she saw Emma on Vougue. Becaue- Katy was cover page for July o.o

Oh my god...

2009-06-09T07:50:00.000-07:00

Oh my god, i finally reached the Extra Special: Beauty and the Geek Season 5!
And guys, im really speechless about this guy's make over! (Best Geek makeover in all the Seasons)
His Jim and here's his original look.

And he was makeovered and he became .

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OMG, i want a makeover like this too! He looks like Ryan Gosling~ I mean seriously, how AMAZING is that! I was like, are you serious? His not even close to his original look.

Flu and a cool website.

2009-06-08T20:45:00.000-07:00

I had flu yesterday and it was not a very funny and fun day to me. My body was fine until 3 pm when i started feeling weak and muscle aches magically appeared at my back, thighs and arms. It was terrible especially my back and thighs. And i didnt blog about it because when i looked at the screen, i felt dizzy ( i reduced the the brightness to 10 which doesn't make a difference ).

Actually i was scared it was serious but the aches are gone and im left with mild dizziness and sore throat. So this INSPIRED me to Google about flu's and fevers and how to prevent them. And i saw this website which is FUCKING interesting. Its called "How to Get Rid of Things". That includes: Your boyfriend/girlfriend, spam, malware, vaginal odor, genital herpes, cough, headache, cat urine, dog urine, nausea, dizziness, constipation, hookworms, back pain, erectile dysfunction and A LOT more.
Very very interesting. I like the vaginal odor too, heh. Well, that's about it babies.

Results of leaving

2009-06-04T07:19:00.000-07:00

Regarding badminton- Press the red cross if you don't care about badminton or hate me.

Okay, the trial happened today and i was quite pleased. I got back up to my feet but i kept asking myself: Should i participate?
So i went to Malik and talk to him about my problems. And the questions he kept asking me kept me thinking.

"You can't blame it on badminton" - Those are the words uttered by the coach. Despite that, i was reluctant to participate. But here's the best catch. People who isn't selected has to help train the juniors, personally, i want to train the girl's physical fitness because i heard they can't take it.

To sum this up: Im still "in" the team and its confirmed that i'll still have my CCA points :D
I like to call this a win-win situation.

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Its sad that today's Thursday. Which means my parents will be back from their vacation and that also means that no more 3am gaming for me.

And btw, have anyone of you watched Lion King? I've watch 1, 2 and 1 1/2 a couple of times when i was young. Im planning to watch all of them all over again because i miss it. And who can resists cubs and lions.

2009-06-02T01:17:00.000-07:00

Lol! I actually laughed when i watched the trailer for New Moon.
When the wolf-guy ( Taylor ) turn into a wolf, the shirt was totally deteriorated.
And sorry Azrayna Adrianna Marianna, the wolf looks NOTHING like Jake/Taylor.

Hilarious.

Actually, thats all i want to bring out.

Dogs and cows.

2009-05-31T01:34:00.000-07:00

This past few days has been a worry for me. Because im only left with 4 more days to be exact, to decide about my CCA. To pursue studies or to continue with badminton.
I'll be blunt and honest.

There's a trial on Thursday for badminton b-boys because there's too many players and somehow, theres a shortage of players for the girl's team. Basically (Base on Qi Wei's words) the trial is when b-boys will be chose randomly and have a match with a random opponent.
To be honest, i don't think i can make it through. Im really serious about this. If i lose, i get booted out and go to the CCA team, which is basically i play for no CCA points. And if i lose, i wont have the face to tell my parents -
"Oh mom, I got kicked out of badminton because i lose. And now, theres nowhere for me to go."

How the hell am i going to do that? And if i continue badminton, somehow, i know my results will sunk even deeper. The best conclusion of what im going to do?

Try my best in the trial, if i lose, i lose. If i win, i stay.

and there's only one girl in this whole wide world that kept me sexually aroused. XD

mmmmm~~ I dont know how many of you know her but wow. Im just amazed. and there's also a cosplay of her ^^ I made a wallpaper on her, ill post it later.

That is in fact the same person with different lighting. But i like the second one because ^^
Also, she's not wearing bra and god, that's damn firm. She did wore a bra on her previous picture but due to popular demand...... She's whiter than the anime, but WHO CARES!

God let me list all my favourite girls~
1. Emma Watson
2. Maria Sharapova
3. Halibel
4. The girl on top. I cant stop staring.
5. Kristen Prout ^^

Debbie yeap, i mean...Yap

2009-05-25T04:50:00.001-07:00

Okay i sorted out Kyle XY's episodes. From Season 1-3 complete.

For season 1 - watch it here [Watch Kyle XY]

I prefer Tudou because its faster and it comes with subs and quality!

For season 2 - watch it here [Kyle XY Season 2 Episode 1]

I suggest you bookmark the link or favourite it. Because there, it links up all the way to episode 23. Plus, it loads freaking fast in both nq and hq!
Ermm, under related videos to be more specific. Just dont get mixed up and remember to bookmark. BOOKMARK IT! or FAVORITE IT!

For season 3 - a bit confusing.
After you finish watching season 1-2 tell me ^^

Have fun, oh btw season 2 is fun because ALL the videos load like, at light speed.

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And speaking of Kyle, im passing a massage to you if youre reading.

HSR ADDM ( egy )_ VGHKD RHMBD 9 KHJD GD17* //
HS GZR ADDM 1 CHRZRSOQ ZK11* SGD VGHKD //
( kilenc )_ KNUD XNT ATS VGX LTRS XNT QTHM HS //
MNV ( kilenc )_ KNUD GDQ 14 HL CQHESHMF ZOZQS //
HL RNQQX //.//

Legends :

* Two steps to solve a letter
_ 3 steps to find a letter
// end sentence

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Have fun breaking it cause its impossible for you guys. I made it impossible.
Cause this message is not for you guys. But a bit possible for Kyle XY watchers :D
Oh and the bolds do make meaning in the numbers.

Im missing something~

2009-05-22T05:26:00.000-07:00

So alot of things happen lately. Im really hurt emotionally twice in a row. Which is really bad for my heart. So, im just going to say what i feel. And let this be the final moment before the petition takes effect.

Okay, so i like to watch Kyle XY. I've watched the whole Season 3 in two days, because it really intrigues me. I just like the ending of each episode, it keeps you thinking. So after i watched the season 3, i decided i should watch all of the seasons back (reason later). Im at the last episode of season 1.
Here's why~ All of the characters impress me. Its always been a family i've wanted and maybe a lot of other people too. I like their dad and mom; supportive, ebullient, optimistic. And of course, my favourite couple is no doubt, Josh and Andy. Kyle is amazing too.

The reason why im repeating everything back: ABC canceled Season 4. And i was left with an ending after someone said he was Kyle's brother (Kyle almost choke him to death).
Here's my favourite scene, please do watch.

(SKIP to 3:59)

Brief summary: Andy has cancer. Kyle has powers to heal, but he havent mastered it, in fact he hasn't even manage to heal a small cut. But whenever his nosebleed, it means, he healed someone. So, when he hugged Andy, his nose bled. And it was an unconscious act.
(WATCH next part 2x20)

So overall, i was really, really sad when they canceled Season 4. & Still am.
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Okay that's enough of Kyle XY. Its really sad, man.
I suggest you watch the whole Series. Then, you'll feel what i feel.

Okay next I'm sad about.
Im really upset about the new school rules.
Seriously? Tied back hair and skirts on the knee? Fuck this.
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Seattle never felt so beautiful.
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This i think, will take sometime, or never, for people to figure it out.
Here's my situation:

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Intruder of privacy?

2009-05-19T04:22:00.000-07:00

What have i been doing fr the last two days have been really putting my mind out of boredom.
I prefer to call it, ermmm, a hobby of mine. So what i do is that i kinda take pictures a full zoom...From far. Here's what i meant;
It always shows you how far it was taken.

A muslim women. I thought she saw me taking pictures of her, but phew~ false alarm

A wind chime snapped from a really far distance.

Dolphin grill spotted at the seventh floor.

Caught a maid taking picture of her friend.

Im not sure, but she looks hot from the distance i took a photo. Love how she sways her hair.

A man riding a bike.

This was actually in the garbage chute. I was REALLY amazed that i could spot a cotton bud.

A boy balancing himself while walking on the bricks.

I would say she's digging her nose, but she's wiping it.
She's having the swine flu?

Did you guys notice the bad rust? or stains/markings?
This was infact taken quite far.

This is infact my neighbour. Ah Kong is what people call him.

Im sorry if this is rude or offends people. But here is the distance of where im taking pictures from in my sister's room.

Caught someone eating~

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd, grand image~ Of a women with her sexy legs stretched!
Please refrain from seeing this if you hate lame jokes.
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SO, that's what i do with the boring days, and i dont plan on going to the excursion? Cause its so fucking boring seeing motion pictures.

Next i wanna say sorry if anyone is disturbed with me taking photos of people doing nothing at all. Honestly, i was planning i could take some hot girls or something to satisfy my thirst. But watching KyleXY made me more thirsty.
And for the girl who swayed her hair, my eyes is on you~

OH BTW** I realise how HOT people are with tanks (provided with shaven armpits)
But lets face it, Singapore girls, are totally not open.
This girl is my type

Taylor meets Viva

2009-05-16T19:33:00.000-07:00

I HAVE NEVER, EVER REGRETTED WATCHING THIS VIDEO~

I put it up in HD, and biggest embed.So enjoy this wondrous, gorgeous music. Trust me, your 8 minutes WILL NOT be wasted.

Enjoy~

LOVE STORY (Taylor Swift) meets VIVA LA VIDA (Coldplay) - Piano Cello - by Jon Schmidt

Cat crafts~

2009-05-16T07:08:00.000-07:00

Haha! Alright. I wanna thank my mom first of all for buying me this crafts.
Except for her pun joke for buying me a Hello Kitty paper clip.

Well, i DID get some images of the crafts.

This is Tabby the wooden cat. And beside Tabby is a foam fish which does absolutely nothing.
Tabby has a friend too.

Tearbie. No, not originated from Debbie.

Erected tail, yes, they have erected tails for no reason. Maybe the crafter things its cool, but i think so too.
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Asides from all this cool stuffs i was like, extremely pissed off like fucked.
I broke my Remingster suit+9 (4/4) pierce which cost me roughly 800million penyas.
Im so pissed that i have to buy another one and upgrade to fucking+9.

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I accidentally deleted my Earring+9. I mean, this is fuck.
Like wtf. Im so pissed off.
I mean, how bad was that?
From 1.6billion to 400million.

Hah!
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Oh by the way, had nice sunset.

2009-05-13T23:22:00.000-07:00

Alright, doing the tag would let me try my new keyboard. Sometimes im really worried cause i can't hear a thing, while typing. And it feels like im laying the piano, with its elegance. I don't have to use much backspace.

So~ I have been TAGGED by Debbie. Yeap! By Debbie Yap again.
So let's start it!

★Are you single ?
I guess not.

★Are you happy ?
Hell yea, more of cheerful though.

★Are you bored ?
Not so since i have a new keyboard to type :D

★Are you fair ?
No, i do best for myself and not for others. More of selfish but yea...

★Are you italian ?
Sì , Grazie Mille

★Are you honest ?
Not so, well at least to many people.
Ima be a bad boy.

★Are you nice ?
Wouldn't say so, but to be HONEST, yes... I am nice.

★Are you irish ？
No, im Italiano

★Are you Asian ?
Mi scusi, Scusa . Im not Asian. Im Italiano~
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The facts question~

(skips, any people know about me since im a celebrity now, someone even became paparazzi)
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The love question, ahhh~

★Have you been in love?
Yeap

★Do you believe in love at first sight?
Why not? Question is: Will it last?

★Do you currently have a crush?
I've been waiting for you..... Emma Watson.

★Have you ever broken anyone's heart?
Ron Weasly and Harry Potter.

★Have you ever been hurt emotionally?
I guess

★Have you ever had your heart broken and when?
Hmm yes, last year?

★Have you ever liked anyone but afraid to tell him?
With my abilities, no~

★Are you afraid commitment?
Nope, its too trivial

★Who was the last person you hugged?
I think it was Elvira.

★Who was the last person you said i love you to?
Emma, through the phone. She said "I love you too, i'll give you a great night tomorrow"
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★Love or Lust ?
Lust

★Hard liquor or beer ?
No vodka?

★Cats or Dogs ?
Munchkins. But i like dogs too, but their eyes sucks like shit, its like, totally black.
*Munchkin is a breed of cats with short legs and folded ears, Youtube them. They are also called 'Scottish-fold'

★A few best friends or any regular friends ?
None, but i'll choose regular friends.

★Creamy or crunchy ?
Ahahaha! Mmmm creamy.

★Wild night out or romantic night?
Wild one.

★Money or happiness?
Money, money, money. Buys you happiness too.
I always wanted Blackbird, have money = happiness. Can adopt Munchkins too.

★Night or day?
Night, its so cooling.

★IM or phone?
Phone. Even though theres radiation emitting at every message and call your receive.
Watch about it [here]
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★Been caught sneaking out?
No, why the hell would i do that.

★Seen a polar bear?
yeah

★Done something you regret?
Yea i guess, who doesnt

★Bungee jumped?
Sugggggeeeehhhh! I dont have money.

★Eaten food that fell on the floor?
Yea, if its worth it.

★Finished an entire jaw breaker?
Make that two boxes, i even finished Chewy version. But jaw breaker last longer though.

★Been caught naked?
Naked no, half-naked, EVERYDAY.

★Wanted an ex gf/bf back?
Guess not

★Cried because you lost a pet?
I had a kitten named 'Jojo'. It was siamese, but it died at a very young age at 10pm (I still remember what time, but not when) But yea, i didn't dare to look at her body.

★Wanted to disappear?
To where?
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★Smile or eyes?
The eyes~

★Light or dark hair?
I prefer people with brown hair, brunette especially.

★Hugs or Kisses ?
Bloody kisses

★Shorter or Taller?
Shorter, but i kinda like tall girls.

★Intelligence or attraction?
Intelligence, earns you money. Attraction, earns you fake loves.

★Topman or Zara?
Fuck Topmen, cum on Zara.
Zara.

★Funny or serious?
This seems SIMILAR.
I between, more to serious.

★Older or Younger?
Older, she dies first, i take her money. Spent, then i die.

★Outgoing or quiet?
Outgoing, too quiet not nice lah

★Sweet or bad?
Sweet, but NOT mushy.
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★Last phone call you made?
Kullapat: "Youre going to study geog?" x3

★Last person you hugged?
Who's the dumb ass who made this.

★Last person you hanged out with?
I would say......... Syafiqah, since i met her at library when i was reading C++ books.

★Last time you worked?
AHAHAHAHA. Everyday...... If you know what i mean.

★Last time you IM-ed to?
IM is the yesteryears. We now have 'Plurk!'

★Last person you texted to?
Amalina?

★Last person you went to movie with?
I can't remember. Its been last year.

★Last person/thing you missed?
I miss my v-friends.

★Last website visited?
Hello-Pluto

Ten people to do this: Dont do this

I have a picture for you :D

*Dude, LEARN computers and ENLARGE.

or

You could click that big enlarge font.

2009-05-10T21:02:00.000-07:00

Well, wanted to tell you guys that, the icons and the posters/digital art are purely made by me and no one else. And please ask permission before downloading anything from anyone. Thanks.